I hate taking a selfie only to remember I'm 20 years older than I thought I was
kimbermahree
@kimbermahree.bsky.social
Life long member of the Clitterati 🦂♏️ Combination of mean angel and sweet devil. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rfhdzcjv3r5m7sui52xizhof/feed/aaagojn4vzon4
Cruising my TL, which is a mutuals feed, the only one I use, and I see a post by someone I don't follow and they don't follow me. Hey Bluesky, what the fuck is this shit?
Starting the day off right by going for a walk, against my will
My dog thinks that it’s time for shenanigans so I guess that’s what we’ll do
Being nice is getting me nowhere from now on I shall be evil instead
I feel like I could sleep for a week straight and still not be rested enough
Every joke I make is a reflection of a real life situation and not at all imaginary I hope this helps
My sexual prime is between the hours of 10pm and 3am.
If someone puts energy into dragging you down remember it is likely because they are beneath you. The real power comes from lifting people up.
When someone asks a question that makes the meeting last 15 minutes longer
I’ll press like but I will most certainly not smash that subscribe.
It breaks my heart when people can relate to my posts. I mean, what sort of chance do they stand?
Can’t right now, I’ve almost figured out the key my tinnitus is in
“How to stop an overflowing toilet” should not have a 30 second commercial before it on YouTube.
I long to leave this pain and run to a humble hovel deep in the wood if only for a single second to smile in a place where the world cannot see #vss365
[road trip] DAUGHTER: I have to use the bathroom. ME: *pulls into rest stop* DAUGHTER: Thanks. ME: Make sure you’re back in 5 minutes. DAUGHTER: I will. ME: We accidentally left your brother behind once. DAUGHTER: I don’t have a brother. ME: Exactly.
Universality is overrated; I’d rather be irreplaceable to one than indistinct to many.
The cicadas are so loud you cant really hear yourself think
